Top Ten Signs Your Boyfriend Might Be a Borg
  1. On first date, intstead of flowers buys motor oil
  2. Instead of chocolate, buys you nanotechnology that assimilates you into the Borg collective
  3. During first kiss, instead of slipping you the tongue, slips you Borg circuitry that leads to your assimilation
  4. Instead of a romantic European vacation, takes you to a cheap motel in TJ and tries to assimilate you
  5. Always leaves the toliet seat down, tries to assimilate you
  6. Instead of semen, ejaculates lasers
  7. Can't enjoy himself when he's not drunk/high/one with the collective
  8. House is immaculate, clean, organized, and can sustain speeds of warp 9.98 for up to 50 earth hours
  9. Smart, well paid, and really (la)CUTE(is)
  10. He's really a square. I mean cube. I mean a Borg cube. He's a Borg cube.
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