Top Ten Advantages of Having a Giant Tapeworm
  1. You can drive in the carpool lane whenever you want.
  2. Smaller bowel movements.
  3. You can measure stuff really easily.
  4. Not as bad as having a razor-wire worm.
  5. Tapeworms are recordable, unlike CD worms.
  6. Cheaper than getting reamed.
  7. If you're Jewish, you can eat pork.
  8. A tapeworm is man's second best friend.
  9. No need for leeches.
  10. All the benefits of bulimia without staining your teeth.
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UC Berkeley students can use promotional products such as promotional tote bags and promotional pens to show their school spirit. Show your school spirit with custom journals and promotional polo shirts branded with your school name or logo. UC Berkeley students use personalized water bottles for school sports and club programs. For an inexpensive way to promote your school organization hand out personalized pencils.