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Focus Groups Through the Ages
Europe - 25,000 B.C.Thog: Rock good?Ug: Ug like rock. Thog: [writing] Get...more...rock. Ug: UG LIKE ROCK! UG KEEP ROCK! Thog: No. Rock just prototype. Ug: Ug get parking validated? Thog: No.
Jerusalem - 33 A.D.Facilitator: Okay, now let's talk slogans. If you heard "Jesus: He's
Household Hints for Daily Home Use
Problem: Broken Light BulbHint: Get a potato from the kitchen. Cut it in half. Dice the halves. Get three more potatoes and do the same thing. Cook a chopped medium onion and two tablespoons of butter in a two-quart saucepan on medium-high heat until soft. Add potatoes and one cup of chicken broth to saucepan. Add parsley, thyme, salt, and pepper to taste. Cook for fifteen minutes on low-medium heat.
Bullshit
Firemen Are Pussies
I've recently come to terms with the fact that no job I will ever have will provide me with the opportunity to be a hero. It seems a little unfair, then, that just by virtue of being employed in certain occupations as a fireman, for instance you're suddenly considered one. You wouldn't call me a doctor if you saw me in a hospital, or Chancellor of the Universe if I put my pants on before my shoes.
A Message to White America
Hi WASPs, I'm Daniel Brady. From my name you're probably guessing that I'm white too, but I'm not. I am an Irish/African-American male who happens to looks like a Native American version of Aladdin. As complicated as this may seem, be satisfied to know that I am a Jew's nose away from being the amalgamation of every oppressed ethnic group in America.
Although you might control every market, own every media outlet, hold most important government positions, and put on blackface to be Colin Powell, you really are not all that great.
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