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Zack: In your face, Zookeeper Jackson!
Disabled Students Program
I have Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD). This qualifies me for registration with the Disabled Students Program (DSP), which is the office that organizes academic accommodations like Extended Time Testing (ETT) and Note Taking Assistance (NTA) for students with Documented Learning Disabilities (TARDS). Because of my involvement with this program, I have often been persecuted by the students and faculty of this university by being granted accommodations I don't deserve.
5 Other Bigs
The poorest man in Berkeley versus the poorest man at Stanford. This year Cal's very own Steven and a small bag of his own excrement go up against Chad Wilson and his '98 Toyota Camry. This highly anticipated match follows last year's upset in which Timothy's feces bag failed to stop Jared Smith and his Honda Acura.
The Downfall of James Bond: Fatherhood
Fact: James Bond had sex. With women. A lot.
Fact: Women are responsible for babies.
It's no secret that James Bond's stealthy penis found its way into the cavities of many a femme fatale, but what isn't not a secret is that his unwieldy sperm found their way to many an egg. So while many have watched his world-saving antics on the big screen, few have examined how unwanted pregnancy ruined the latter years of Britain's top secret agent.
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Top Ten Children's Stories Written by STD Prevention Groups
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