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Relationship Advice!
Ask Farmer Steve
QUESTION 1. Dear Farmer Steve, My girlfriend is constantly bugging me about my social life. She keeps bitching that I never spend anytime with her and that I'm always out drinking with my friends! What can I do to get her to stop harassing me? Have any advice? GÇô Los Angeles, Henry
Howdy Henry, Well as an accredited and certified farmer, my best advice to you is to cut out the salt licks from her diet and focus her grazing on lush and healthy pastures.
A Real Pro.
Now I know that you're going to say that it's impossible to win at slots, that each machine is programmed to retain a certain percentage and that each pull of the machine still gives you the exact same odds whether the machine has just had a pay out of $10,000 or has just raped an old woman for $500. That's a common conception. It's also a true one.
But I've found the secret to winning at slot machines.
Orange County to Berkeley GÇô Not a Straight Path
Coming from a comfortable home in Orange County, I caught a lot of flak from my family and friends when I decided to attend Berkeley. They were concerned about the "urban environment," the sub-par buildings, and the other common reservations. But there was always one recurring theme…
Talking With My MomMom: Ben, are you sure you want to go to Berkeley? I've heard a lot of … stories… about Berkeley.
King of Berkeley
Reasons I should be your Ruler:
Divine Right
GOD: Kevin, you rule. |
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