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DMT: Di-Methyl-Tryptamine
Phil: ... This guy told me, when you do DMT, if you take the threshold amount, it's
like "elves de-cloak and take you to fairyland." It's supposed to be so fucking weird,
right? But it seems totally real. And it feels like it lasts, like, forever. Anyhow, I
bought some.
The OnsetZack: Hey, so how long does this shit take to kick in, anyhow?Phil: About 10 to 15 minutes, I think.
Dear Bachelorette Trista,
First off let me say you made the right decision; but you definitely made the wrong choice. What do I mean by that you ask? Well let me explain.
When you cut the first 24 guys, you were right on the money. They weren't worth the dirt on the bottom of your shoe. You were on the right track. You kept dumping them like sacks of used condoms, but then you had to screw it all up by picking that last guy Ryan.
Altercations with an Irishman
It's 2024. My rebellious son Seamus O'Murphy Padrick-Keane wants to borrow the space-car, but he's been grounded for breaking space-curfew. When I refuse to give him the keys, Seamus wallops me over the head with an empty bottle of space-whiskey. Reeling and bleeding, I stagger towards the space-foyer and alert his mother, who cold-cocks the unsuspecting Seamus with a space-wrench as he dashes towards the space-garage.
The Most Courteous Gentleman's Guide to Office Efficacy
Greetings fellow young adults! Many of you are like myself, holding down a part-time office job in order to finance your necessary collegiate expenditures. Whether they be fees and housing or booze and hookers, having a well-paying part-time job makes any college experience more enjoyable. Many more of you will be graduating into a soft job market and are either too stupid for graduate school or too
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