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Holiday Memories
Carving the turkey is my favorite part of Thanksgiving. No, it's not because I like holding knives or because I like to butcher things. It's for the cooking aesthetics. The turkey always smells so fresh. Mom uses a special quality glaze every year. My knife barely goes an inch deep, and you can already breathe in the flavor. Mmm-mmm! I'd recommend keeping a towel nearby to absorb all the blood, though.
Scrap!
The time was 11:52. PM. Me and the fellas were heading for the Ragtime after a little soft-shoe over on Main Street when we heard it. Bass. Walking.
"Snap!" I held up my fist and my crew clicked to a stop and cocked their heads eagerly. Yeah, that's them. The Denim Boys. "Cool!" Flicked my wrist on the upbeat and Jumpin' Jonesy hit the sticks. The hi-hat: our cue to stretch. I waited 'til I saw their shadows on the alley wall in front of us shrinking.
Words From the Top
A Tad Bit Stupid
There's something a lot of you are doing wrong, and it's time you all know about it before your ignorance embarrasses me any further. Let's start with the basics, with some friendly excerpts from Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary.
tad Function: noun 2: a small or insignificant amount or degree : BIT [might give him some water and a tadto eat -- C. T. Walker]- a tad: SOMEWHAT, RATHER [looked a tad bigger than me]
Loving the EECS
It's Friday night, and you've been stood up by the Usual Penis so he can go to a strip club. Your options are limited: watch the Oxygen Network with your roommate, try and find a frat party not full of drunks and glowstick-wielding freshmen, or try something a little adventurous: go to Soda Hall. That's right, you're going cruising for engineers, and you'll find the most potent batch of masculinity ever known.
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