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If Everything in Life Were Like a Rejection Letter from Harvard Law School
King of the Co-ops
So you want to be a co-oper, eh? Well it's not as easy as donning a pair of Birkenstocks, getting yourself a stray dog and walking around bare-foot. No, being a co-oper takes more than simply learning a really good hummus recipe, and how to make a bong out of an old anti-corporate protest sign. It takes Laziness, Sloth, and good old-fashioned Apathy. How do I know? I don't. I've never taken the time to verify this.
In Love With the Love Bug
Sure, I wasn't the only kid who grew up with a treasured, worn-out copy of Herbie Rides Again, purchased at exorbitant rates because no one bought videos back then. The local Albertson's never had a copy of The Love Bug for sale, but I made do. Certainly I wasn't the only one to seize upon the incredibly cool Disney Store Herbie beanie despite the gross inaccuracies in racing decal design.
Zagat Guide: East Coast
4, 5, or 6, New York City Metropolitan Transportation
Borough Hall GÇô Brooklyn, Lex Ave GÇô Manhattan, Pelham Bay Park GÇô Bronx Decor:4 Service:Incomprehensible Cost:$1.50 If you "don't mind the crowds of people and crowds of rats and crowds of rat-like people" and you enjoy the "stench of defeat, depression, and athlete's foot", then riding the "fast track to the dark inner circles of Hell" is for you.
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Top Ten Products and Activities in the Futuristic Dystopia Envisioned in the Film "Rollerball"
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