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Weekend at Cheney's
Scene 1: Camp David Rumpus Room
[Bush and Rumsfeld enter. Cheney is seated in armchair, dead of a heart attack]
Crime Over Time
Caveman TimesPopular crimes in Caveman Times generally involved the use of a club and/or the theft of a mate. Punishment for crimes in Caveman Times generally involved the same. One notable exception was Grk's landmark conviction for patent infringement after claiming to invent a fire-starting technique which had actually been pioneered several days earlier by Urg. These were their names, because cavemen could not talk, but only grunt comically.
Interview with the ASUC Gumball Machine
Heuristic Squelch: So, Mr. Gumball Machine. How long have you been here?
Gumball Machine: Please call me Gumball Machine. Well, I've been around for over 15 years. I used to be over there, right by the entrance. But over the years, I've been moved around the store. Now I'm here. HS: Do you like your new place back by the service elevators far away from foot traffic where only dumb luck and random chance will bring customers to you?
A Buddhist Monk Debunks Several Popular Myths
Myth #1: If you walk in the rain without an umbrella, you will catch cold.Studies have actually shown that, while the low body temperatures usually experienced when caught in the rain can reduce the effectiveness of your immune system, there is no direct correlation between illness and being caught outdoors during a downpour. Additionally, "you" do not really exist.
Myth #2: Lightning never strikes the same place twice.There are mesas in Northern Arizona where lightning storms are an almost daily occurrence. |
Osama Binata!
 Vol. 11 Iss. 4 Top Ten Ways to Scare the Red Cross From Ever Asking You to Donate Blood Again.
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