|
Browse by Issue
Mexiphysics
Mexican Food as Metaphysical Metaphor
Example 1: One-Dimensional space One dimensional space extends in only two directions. Concepts commonplace in two or even three dimensional space are rendered impossible by the one-dimensional universe, which does not possess the properties necessary for their existence. Consider the tortilla chip as a basic metaphor for one-dimensional space. While it may be used as a medium for salsa, melted cheese, or a variety of dips, it is essentially limited in its function relative to other foods.
A Public Service Announcement
About Dick
Recently I've noticed a tendency for the male species to woo the opposite sex with witty personal anecdotes, clean-pressed clothing, and fine bodily fragrances. In all honesty, as a woman, I must clarify the misinterpreted demands of the female sex.
Most men probably expect women to enjoy their company, when in reality our sole consideration is "What can I reasonably foresee in this man's crotch?"
REBUTTAL April 2001
Squelch management has agreed to open this space for students to respond to a paid advertisement published in our March edition. As with all non-editorial content, the Squelch Senior Editorial Board does not condone or condemn the sucky views expressed here.
Cal Students Represent
The House On War Street"How long? How long must we sing this song?"
Words from the Top
Writing for the Squelch is Stupid
People harbor a number of illusions in their sad little lives. "My parents probably know best." "It's fine that oil companies regulate their own output of environmental toxins. The EPA wouldn't let them if it were bad for us." "Overpopulation will work itself out." "The University isn't trying to fuck me." "Michael Eisner isn't the Antichrist. Disney is a good corporation." The list goes on and on.
|
Top Ten Ways to Disguise an Erection
|
||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
|
More Lists
|
|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
