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Shrimperstar!
I had always assumed that all shrimp were peeled by hand. Because how could anyone build a machine to peel shrimp? You can't build a machine to peel shrimp. Shrimp are small, fragile, and slippery. Furthermore, the peeling process is complex. You have to grip those little shrimp legs and pull them in a slightly circular fashion to remove the shell. Removing the tail involves a strong reverse grip and the right amount of torque.
Una Noche de Amor
El primer 5 minutos son 200 pesos/minuto. Cada segundo minuto es 300 pesos/minuto. Gracias por usar Una Noche de Amor. Te estamos esperando.
Asucar: Bienvenido a Una Noche de Amor. -+Que es t+¦ +¦nico deseo? Steve: Buenos tardes se+¦ora. -+Como est+ís? Asucar: Por favor, me llame Asucar, como un dulce sue+¦o que jam+ís olividar+ís. Steve: Umm...
You Can't Do That in Berkeley
Scene: Firing squadAlasdair stands against a post with his hands behind his back. El Capitano calls out to offscreen firing squad. El Capitano: Ready . . . aim . . . Alasdair: Wait a minute, wait a minute! Stop the execution! El Capitano: What is it this time? Alasdair: Don't you realize capital punishment is inherently wrong?
Summer Cinema Review
by T. Winston McCranahan, the man who creates devastatingly negative reviews by making awkward puns on movie titles
The dog days of summer brought America some films that were quite dog-like indeed. Or, should I say, Cats and Dog(s)-like! Ha! On with the reviews!
Pearl Harbor: With leaden acting, inept plotting, and a soul-crushing running time of 175 minutes, this picture certainly qualifies as a Pearl Har-bore! American Pie 2: This lowbrow "comedy" would more accurately reflect my sentiments if it were titled, American Pie?
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