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Vol. 24.0 Iss. 3.0

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Top Ten Signs You Go To UC Berkeley
  1. You have a letter saying you were accepted to UC Berkeley
  2. You choose to go to UC Berkeley
  3. All of your classes are on the UC Berkeley campus
  4. When people ask where you go to school you tell them you go to UC Berkeley
  5. Stanford is your school's main rival
  6. You know where Sproul Plaza is since it's a pretty central part of campus
  7. Your school is the oldest in the University of California system
  8. The school newspaper is called the Daily Cal
  9. There is a big bell tower in the middle of your campus known as the Campanile
  10. You're easily amused by a list about how you go to UC Berkeley

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