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Top Ten Meteorological Bands
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  2. The Sleetles
  3. Bon Snow-vi
  4. Rainanna
  5. Coldfrontplay
  6. Lana del Sunray
  7. Best Costal Fog
  8. Freezewood Mac
  9. Marilyn Monsoon
  10. Insane Cloud Posse

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Man Wears Clearly Ironic Shirt Non-Ironically
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     San Francisco resident Jake Moyle surprised fashion critics this week by believing the sentiment expressed on his ironic T-shirt.

Freshman Trades Sense of Identity with School Spirit
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Last Tuesday, freshman Corey S. O’Malley successfully replaced the last vestiges

United States Established as Monarchy Following Gun Control
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In a move widely anticipated by crackpots, President Obama seized God-like monarchical power following the passage of a new piece of gun control legislation on Tuesday.

Something Happened in Tunisia
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Today, according to the Yahoo! News Homepage, something important happened in Tunisia.

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