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Top Ten Little-Known Mythological Beings
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FabulousQuest
You find yourself in front of a large, ancient castle. Rain pours in sheets all around you, and a flash of lightning reveals a lever that appears to be hooked up to the castle’s door. > pull lever As the portcullis creaks open, you clutch your sword tightly, not sure of what
Urban Outfitters to Incorporate Urban Blight
Popular fashion boutique Urban Outfitters, long known for its trendy line of street-wise clothing, shocked fashion connoisseurs and law enforcement officials alike yesterday when it revealed its intent to stock malt liquor, contraband narcotics, and firearms. “We at Urban Outfitters have long taken pride in bringing the thrill of the streets to the over-privileged youth of America, so for
Ahmadinejad Calls for Gay Immigration to Iran
Blasted for his recent assertion that “in Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country,” Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad attempted to clarify the nature of his comments in a press conference on Tuesday.
Remaining Flower Children to Raise Price of Free Love
During an emergency meeting on Tuesday, the members of the Berkeley chapter of the Sixties Counter-Cultural Preservation Society announced a hike in the price of unrestrained sexual experimentation. |
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